I hope you don’t actually expect an audience.
Oh I’ll have an audience. You can count on that.
I think I’m going to be sick.
There has to be someone interesting at least or I will find other things to amuse myself.
…You’re going to have a wand fight in the bathroom?
That’s a perfectly acceptable place to have a wand fight. I’m quite good with my wand.
I can assure you I don’t want a demonstration.
Everyone wants a demonstration. I’ll offer demonstrations at 5pm
I hope you don’t actually expect an audience.
There has to be someone interesting at least or I will find other things to amuse myself.
…You’re going to have a wand fight in the bathroom?
That’s a perfectly acceptable place to have a wand fight. I’m quite good with my wand.
I can assure you I don’t want a demonstration.

There has to be someone interesting at least or I will find other things to amuse myself.
…You’re going to have a wand fight in the bathroom?
